TEENAGER FOILED IN DEATH CAB HEIST
Perhaps he was getting a gift for someone he liked, or maybe he just didn't want to be caught buying a sissy cd, but when he entered the bathroom to try on some t-shirts he sounded the alarm. When he exited, the alarm did not sound, and he left the store without buying anything. Walked down 11th, lit his smoke, headed SW towards the hotel, and was apprehended in the parking lot.
He didn't have nothin'. Bram begged to differ, but said he would let the police sort it out.
So, he pulls the disc from his underwear, and gives it back. And here he is:
(Photo removed by owner, who is afraid of a libel lawsuit from this pinheads parents. Which is a likely possibility, considering the careless way this kid was raised.)
OUR RECORD EXCHANGE THIEF OF THE WEEK!